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January 2010 - Week 5-Will not update for everymonth


TROOPER CONTACTS


Many thanks to Dan Thompson for passing this information on to us from his Web Page.BB

BILLY MAY

A Troop, 3rd Platoon, A37
Email: maybill@harbornet.com
City: Tacoma
State: WA
comments: Was with 3d Plt,(A37) A Trp. Jun 66 thru Mar 67.
Great site, brings back lots of memories. I would like to locate a Sgt Jones (I think)who took several pictures of Sp4 Rio and myself at 93 evac,
Love to hear from anyone who remembers me.

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JIM CESSNA

Was with the 1/4 Cav. from Oct. 1966 til Mar. 1967. Assigned to HHT Commo.
Email: cessnajim99@gmail.com City: Taylorsville State: N.C. comments: Was with the 1/4 Cav. from Oct. 1966 til Mar. 1967. Assigned to HHT Commo.
Transferred to M.I. in Saigon when my brother was sent over there. Made Junction City and
Cedar Falls Operations.


TROOPER PHOTOS - VIETNAM


This is the last of Trooper Jerry Friend's photos. Thanks again for allowing us to copy your collection Jerry. BB

Two A Troopers practicing POW procedures......

A Troop Tanker

Good thing this A Trooper has two hands

Jerry Friends receives his Bronze Star.

A Troop Tankers, 67 - 68

Jerry Friend and 3 fellow A Troopers

One of A Troops civilian Workers

Unknown A Trooper

Jerry Friend with two other A Troopers enjoying Non-Combat

Same A Troop Tankers as before, this time in color


KNOW YOUR ENEMY


LESSON THIRTEEN SECRET WRITING and CIPHERS and CODES Secret Ink: It consists of chemical material that is used on a special type of paper, and the writing can be made visible by various methods with numerous [chemical) solutions. The history of invisible writing is somewhat old; spies used various types of invisible ink during World War I, and after the war many improvements were made after chemical compounds were discovered. [These compounds] can make most of these invisible inks become visible. War is still being waged between the nations and terrorist organizations. The Islamic organizations can resort to their modest capabilities of writing letters with invisible ink using materials available on the market which leave no trace at a11 as long as it is well hidden in the writing. The paper that is used must have the following (characteristics): 1- The paper must be smooth. 2- The paper must be the type on which ink doesn’t spread. 3- There must not be anything or any pictures on the paper that attract attention. Types of Invisible ink: There are two types of invisible ink, organic and chemical compounds. Examples [of organic solutions] include: milk, vinegar, apple juice, lemon, urine. They are easily exposed by simply heating them, and they are used frequently. Chemical solutions, which are colorless when they are dry, also appear as various colors if they are treated with another solution. Methods of Producing Secret Ink and Ways to Expose it: 1- It is possible to use any animal-based fluid and any fruit or lemon juice to expose the message. It can also be placed above a lamp, passed over a candle, or ironed with a hot iron, and yellow or brown writing will appear. 2- It is possible to use Aluminum Chloride (Neshader (PH] Salt) to write letters with secret ink, to expose the writing use the previous method - 3- It is possible to dissolve an aspirin tablet (except for children’s aspirin) in alcohol to expose the writing, All we have to do is get a piece of cotton, dip it in the alcohol solution, and wipe it on the message. 4- It is possible to use some colorless vitamins like Vitamin A or Penicillin. 5- Compounds like silver or lead should be avoided because they affect the secret ink. Considerations When Using Secret Ink: 1- The writing should only be on smooth surfaces like glass or formica. 2- Don’t press with the pen or quill on the paper so that the imprint of the writing doesn’t show. The writing must be done lightly on the paper. 3- Use a good quality paper. 4- Don’t write any names in a message written with secret ink. if they are treated with another solution. 5- A regular letter is written with a ballpoint pen arid not with secret ink. 6- The quill or pen should be washed before and after use, and not used with any other ink. How to Write an paper with Secret Ink: An innocent-looking letter (family-personal-greeting) is written with a ballpoint pen, but within the letter, between the lines, write the message with secret inks. Both ciphers arid code are considered important means of conveying information without anyone other than the party to which it is sent being able to determine its contents. Ciphers differ from code. Ciphers: A letter, number, or symbol takes the place of another letter. number, or symbol. The number ( l ), the letter (H) or the symbol (^) could take the place of the number (3) the letter (D). the symbol, or any other number, symbol, or letter. Notice that in simple ciphers that tile same number or symbol always replaces the same letter, while in complicated ciphers, which are currently in use, the same symbol and number replace a different letter each time. Code: It consists of symbols. words, or groups of letters chosen to represent or express other words. One word could have several meanings, or could represent a complete sentence, or could be a long paragraph according to the system used. Scientists have proved that the ancient Egyptians. Jews, Greeks and Roman used ciphers and code, [They were also used] during the Middle Ages, simple though they may have been, like simply putting every letter in the place of the letter that followed it in a specific arrangement of the alphabet. Specific letters only might have been substituted. Secret writing developed and took on more complicated forms. America entered World War II because of a secret message that fell into the hands of British Intelligence in 1937, which was sent by the German Foreign Minister (Zimmermann) to the German Ambassador to Mexico. The British learned from the deciphered letter that the Germans were planning to wage all-out submarine warfare. The letter contained a proposal that Mexico enter the war on the side of the Germans, with the provision that after the victory. Mexico would acquire Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico. The British Foreign Minister (Balfour) turned the letter over to the American Ambassador in London, who in turn passed it on to the white House, which confirmed the authenticity of the letter [by checking] the [original) ciphered letter and correlating it with the code. Consequently, America entered the war against Germany. Both Roosevelt and Churchill escaped death because of a German translator’s ignorance. He was deciphering an enciphered message in Spanish. Both Roosevelt and Churchill had agreed to meet in Casablanca in 1943. Spanish spies in Washington learned of the news, and they sent this in an enciphered message to Hitler. The German translator received it for deciphering, and he read the name as two words: (Casa), which means (house), and (Blanca, which means (white). So he translated the message that Churchill and Roosevelt were going to meet in the White House. German aircraft were not able to penetrate American air space, and both Churchill and Roosevelt escaped. Types of Ciphers and Codes: 1. Enciphering with coordinates. 2. Enciphering with symbols and words. 3. Enciphering books, newspapers. and magazines. Secret writing must have two important elements without which it is not a true cipher. They are: The First Element: It must have a general system on which the sender and receivers agree, and it is normally a fixed [system). The Second Element: there must be a special key which changes from time to time. The cipher key may be composed of a number or group of numbers. It could also be composed of a word, an expression, or a sentence according to what was agreed upon among the correspondents. This key is used to decode the cipher, and is what dictates the steps required to encipher any secret letter, There are a few other elements which secret writing must have, though less important than the two previously mentioned elements. The message must be short, sharply delineated, and understandable. The key must be changed periodically, so that the enemy does not obtain it and [thereby be able to) read all the messages. Types of Ciphers and Codes and how to use Them: The Numeric Method: There are 28 letters in the Arabic language; they are found in this verse: ((ABJD ?W; HUI KLMN S*FX QR:T COZ VYG)) Each letter is replaced by a number, and it is not necessary for the numbers to be sequential. That is, we can we separate one number from the following one. Example: A=1, B=6, J=20 etc. The important thing is that the other side (the receiver be aware of that. It is also possible to change the verse with another one.

Another Numeric Method: There is another method by which we can encipher using digits as follows: We leave out the numbers (8, 9, 0) from the numbers used in the cipher. A=l B=2 T=3 C=4 J=5 H=6 O=7 D=11 Z=12 R=13 ;=14 S=15 :=16 X=17 V-21 U=22 Y=23 “=24 G=25 F=26 Q=27 K=31 L=32 M=33 N=34 ?=35 W=36 1=37 Notice that this cipher could be used over the telephone or radio, but it wouldn’t be good for letters because they could be discovered too easily. Important note: Some may ask how can a brother (the receiver) know what the sender wants, when he sends a letter with nothing but numbers placed next to each other. Like in the previous example QAM ALAOW? BQTL REIS ALJM?WRI? [The brothers killed the President of the Republic.) 530400105603501803 014005060030025108001501601300 We say that it is possible, as we mentioned in the second method to eliminate some numbers and use them as separators, between numbers. examp1e: We eliminate the numbers like (8. 9, 0) from them, and we choose the number 5. for example. An example of the second method QAM ALAOW? BQTL W;IR ALDAQLI? [The brothers killed the Minister of the Interior.] QAM Q-27 A=l M=33 ALAOW? A=1 L=32 0=7 W=36 ?=3S BQTL B=2 Q=27 C=3 [sic] L=32 W;ir W=36 ;z14 I=37 R=13 DAOLI? A=1 L=32 D=11 A=1 0=7 L=32 I=37 ?=35 35373271l32ll337l436323272336732133127 When we put the number ((0)) to separate between the letters, it would be as follows: 370320701011032010130370140360320302702035036070320103301027 035 To complicate the cipher somewhat, we would put the numbers (9, 8, 0) as separators in one method. The method of symbols and numbers: We separate the letters of the alphabet into a number of groups, and each group is composed of a number of digits. Example: It is possible to make six groups, and so each group will be composed of five numbers, except for the last group. which would have only four [sic] numbers. Sixth Group Fifth Group Fourth Group Third Group Second group First Group IW? NML.KQ F*YU VX:S; RZDOH JCTBA 321 54321 54321 54321 54321 54321 Then we give every group a symbol. Sixth Group Fifth Group Fourth Group Third Oroup Second Group First Group e J v ^ Box O Then after that, every group has a specific symbol and every letter in the group has a specific number, so the cipher will be as follows e J v ^ Box O IW? NMLKO FG*YU VX:S; RZDOH JCTBA 321 54321 54321 54321 54321 54321 Example Form the following sentence by means of this cipher: AL?JWM ALSA? ALSAB*? XBAHA [The attack will be at seven in the morning.] AL?JWM 1 O 3 J 1 e 5 O 2 e 4 J AL.SA? 1 O 3 J 2 ^ 1 O 3 v 1 e ALSAB”? 1 O 3 J 2 ^ 1 O 2 O 3 v 1 e XBAHA 4 ^ 2 O 1 O 1 BOX 1 O The message would be formed as follows: 1 O 3 J 1 e 5 0 2 e 4 J 1 O 3 BOX 2 ^ 1 3 V 1 e 1 O 3 J 2 ^ l O 3 J 2 ^ 1 O 2 O 3 v 1 e 4 ^ 2 O 1 O 1 BOX 1 O. In order not to mix up the letters when decoding the cipher, it is possible to choose a symbol other than the symbols present. It is possb1e to choose the symbol (for example) o a circle with a dot in it, to separate one word from another. Another method for symbols and numbers: For this, we use seven circles, and each circle contains four letters, as follows

Example: AQTL ?ZA ALUAWT [Kill this devil.] AQTL [See original for symbols] ?ZA [See original for symbols.] ALUAGWT [See original for symbols.] In order for one to know the context of the message, it would be sent to (the receiver) as follows: [See the original Arabic text for the symbols.] It is possible to separate between each word and the one that follows it by placing a specific symbol between each word (other than a symbol already present.). 3- The Letter method: There are 28 letters in the Arabic language. We eliminate (3) letters from the (28) letters. and (by way of example) the letters we eliminate are (C-G-Z). and so we have a chart with (5) groups co aiziing (25) letters as follows M “ : O A N F X D B ? Q V R T W K U ; J I L Y S H Note the Arrows found to the right of the chart indicate that we must take the last horizontal letter. [See original for arrows.] Example: If we had a word composed of a number of letters like (KAN), when enciphering, the first letter. (K) would be (WL). That is,for this letter (K), when enciphering, there would be (two letters); one horizontal letter and the other would be the vertical. The horizontal would be the (W), and the vertical would be the (L) , and the rest of the letters of the word (KAN) would be done the same way. If the last letter of the schedule were needed, like (H), then in this case, we would encipher the (H) as follows: (IA). If it were the letter (N), we would encipher it as follows: (BI) and so forth. Example: AQTL ?ZA ALUAGWT (Kill this devil.) AQTL A=MH Q=?L T=?H L=I* ?ZA ?=TI Z=Not found on the chart so we (exchange) the letter (D) for it, and when the cipher is broken, the true letter is understood from the meaning of the word, and so it would be thus: Z=NS A=M[H] ALUAGWT A=MH L=I” U=WY A=MH G=IS also not found in the chart, so we deal with it as if it iS an(*), and when the cipher is broken, put it in its original form (G) G=ML W=JI T=?H. The enciphered sentence would be as follows: MH?L?HI”TINSMHMHI*WYMHLJI?H. We must use one of the three letters that were cancelled (C-G-Z) to separate between each word from the (fol1owing) one. Note: It would be incorrect to use this chart the same way as the previous one, because it is [too easy) for an enemy to figure out the context of the message and its cipher. Therefore, we make a specific key for this chart, which no one knows except for the (sender) and the (receiver. An Example of the Key: The sender and receiver may agree that the key to the cipher (the table) [be] a word or a name: ABW ALFRJ (for example) and so the cipher table would be as follows:

Note: we took [something) away from the word [ABW ALFRJ] ABW LFRJ. We removed the Alef (A] found in ALFRJ. (therefore) the word was: ABW LFRJ and after writing it in the cipher key (ABW ALFRJ), we write the 25 letters of the alphabet that we know, noticing that we have removed the letters which were written in the key (ABW ALFRJ) [sic) as in the previous table. Example: AQTL ?ZA ALUAGWU [Kill this devil.)] ?ZA ?=F” Z=We treat it as if it is a D=N; A=”F ALUAGWT A=”F L=NF A=”F G=We treat it as if it is a “=?A W=KF T=”Z Therefore the cipher cons out as follows: ”FB?” ;NFFN”; “F”FNFNY”F?AKF”; Then we need to insert one of the three letters (C-G-Z) between each enciphered word, so that the letters don’t get mixed up with each other. Consequently, as an example we choose the letter (Z), and then the cipher (the, enciphered letter would be as follows:) ”FB?” ;NFZF”N; “FZ”FNF”F?AKF” ;Z There will not be any mistake when the (receiver) begins decoding the cipher, because he knows that for each actual letter, there are two enciphered letters. (He also knows] that between each word and the one which follows it there is one of the three letters (Z-C-G). Important Note: 1- It is possible to write the secret word (the key to the table) either horizontally or vertically. 2- It is possible when enciphering using the previous table to choose one of the following methods: A-The table could use a descending-descending system (two arrows down] B- The table could use an ascending-ascending system (two arrows up] C: The table could use a descending-ascending system and the opposite tan arrow up and another arrow down. However, both sides must be aware of this (the sender-the receiver). -If it happens that any numbers appear in the message while we are using a letter cipher, then we begin, for example, by writing the numbers (1-2-3…… with letters WAHD-ACNIN-CLAC?) [One-two-three……………] Note that we do not write ACNIN or CLAC? because we have eliminated the letter ( C ) from the table. To complicate the cipher we scramble the letters and [make] them uncomplicated in the table. To [also] complicate the cipher, we can exchange the letter with the one above it and while decoding it, the receiver takes the letter that is below it. On the other hand, the letter below it can be written and when decoding it, the letter above is taken. The coordinates method: In order to devise a cipher with this method, we make a table in which every letter of the alphabet vertical column and a letter in the horizontal row, and in the table we write the (25) letter as follows:

Note that we have eliminated the three letters (C-Z-G). Observation: This cipher (enciphered table) is very easy for any average person to break or solve: therefore it must be made more complicated. - How to complicate it: 1- Scramble the (25) letters of the alphabet in the table without any sequence. 2- Leave some squares in the table blank for subterfuge or for any contingency. 3- Instead of writing the coordinates of the desired letter, we write the coordinates for the letter above it, and when the receiver breaks it, be takes the lower letter. It is also possible to write the lower letter, and when breaking take the letter above. Enciphering using coordinates is as follows:

The key of the cipher is KRM ;?DI [Karem Zouhdi](May God release him). Example: AST:?D AND ALAOW? MN :D? ALT”ZIB [one of the martyrs died due to the severe torture. ] Solution: AST:?D A=M32 S=M9 T=R70 :=?32 ?=M96 D=R9 AHD A=M32 H=D32 D=RP ALAOW? A=M32 L=K70 A=M32 O=K2O W=D9 ?=M96 MN M=D96 N=D70 :D? :=732 D=R9 ?M96 ALT”ZIB A=M32 L=K70 T=R70 “=;34 Z=We substitute with a D=R9 T=R70 Observe that when we began enciphering the sentence (AST :?D AHD ALAOW? THT ALT”ZIB) [One of the brothers died under torture], we took the letter from above (we didn’t use the actual letter), and the brother who receives it must take the letter from beneath while deciphering letter). Likewise there is in the word (ALT”ZIIB) the letter (Z), and it was one of the letters we dropped (Z-C-G). Therefore, we took in its place a similar letter, the (D), and the receiver would know that from the meaning of the word. There are also letters which did not have any [others) above or below, like the (K-H-N-?-W). Therefore, we apply the same steps which were followed. We look for the letter which is above it, so for example, with the letter (K), the letter (U) is considered higher than it. With the letter (W), the letter S is considered higher than it, and so forth. NEXT WEEKS LESSON: LESSON FOURTEEN KIDNAPINCGAND ASSASSINATIONS USING RIFLES AND PISTOLS


ACTIVE DUTY NEWS


STOP-LOSS PAY UPDATE
The fiscal 2010 defense budget extends payments to servicemembers involuntarily extended on active duty under the so-called "Stop Loss" program, but those who received a bonus for voluntarily re-enlisting or extending their service no longer qualify for retroactive Stop Loss pay. The Defense Department put the new policy into effect 5 JAN 2010, modifying eligibility for retroactive special pay to comply with Section 8108 of the 2010 Defense Department Appropriations Act, which took effect 19 DEC 09. Those affected by the new policy who already received Stop Loss payments will not be required to repay them, defense officials said. However, all outstanding applications from affected servicemembers will be returned, along with an explanation of the change in law that makes them no longer eligible to receive the payments, officials said. Department officials announced in March their intention to eliminate the Stop Loss policy, which kept servicemembers on active duty beyond their contracted end-of–service date. While the services work to phase out the policy, officials authorized a special pay of $500 a month for anyone retained on active duty due to Stop Loss. Retroactive payments applied for anyone who served on active duty between Sept. 11, 2001, and Sept. 30, 2009, and the fiscal 2010 defense budget extended that authority through September 2010.

Servicemembers were able to begin submitting their claims for retroactive Stop Loss special pay on 21 OCT. They must provide documented proof they were stop lossed with their claim. Family members of deceased service members should contact the appropriate military service for assistance in filing their claim. Information on how to contact each of the services is listed below:
• Army: Go to https://www.stoplosspay.army.mil or email RetroStopLossPay@CONUS.Army.Mil
• Navy: Email NXAG_N132C@navy.mil
• Marine Corps: Go to https://www.manpower.usmc.mil/stoploss or email stoploss@usmc.mil
• Air Force: Go to http://www.afpc.randolph.af.mil/stoploss/


TROOPERS CORNER - SOUND OFF!!


This is well worth watching, sent in by Smokey Guillespie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VUo8OuFaiI

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Heres something sent in by Alan Benoit for your free time enjoyment. BB

AMAZING ONE WORD RIDDLE

Here is a brain teaser for you.

What nine letter word in the English language is still a word when eight letters are removed one by one .. from any location in the word.

Take a few minutes to try and come up with a nine letter word that fits the bill, then watch the attached video....

Well, just watch the video....because you're never going figure it out.

I wonder how long it took the very first person that figured this out...... to figure this out....and WHY would they want to?????

Word Riddle

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Thanks to Skip Bell for this Story. There must be a "Red Green" connection here. BB

uring a private "fly-in" fishing excursion in the Alaskan wilderness, the chartered pilot and fishermen left a cooler and bait in the plane. And a bear smelled it. This is what he did to the plane.

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Heres some good advice from John Conley. BB

where To Buy American Gasoline WHERE TO BUY AMERICAN GASOLINE. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW. READ ON. Gas rationing in the 70's worked even though we grumbled about it. It might even have been good for us! Are you aware that the Saudis are boycotting American products? In addition, they are gouging us on oil prices. Shouldn't we return the favor? Can't we take control of our own destiny and let these giant oil importers know who REALLY generates their profits, their livings? How about leaving American Dollars in America and reduce the import/export deficit? An appealing remedy might be to boycott their GAS. Every time you fill up your car you can avoid putting more money into the coffers of Saudi Arabia . Just purchase gas from companies that don't import their oil from the Saudis. Nothing is more frustrating than the feeling that every time I fill up my tank, I'm sending my money to people who I get the impression want me, my family and my friends dead. The following gas companies import Middle Eastern oil: Shell......................................................205,742,000 barrels Chevron/Texaco..................................144,332,000 barrels Exxon /Mobil........................................130,082,000 barrels Marathon/Speedway...........................117,740,000 barrels Amoco....................................................62,231,000 barrels 7/11 stores and CITGO oil is imported from Venezuela by Dictator Hugo Chavez who hates America and openly avows our economic destruction! (We pay Chavez's regime nearly $10 Billion per year in oil revenues!) The U.S. currently imports 5,517,000 barrels of crude oil per day from OPEC. If you do the math at $100 per barrel, that's over $550 million PER DAY ($200 BILLION per year!) handed over to OPEC, many of whose members are our confirmed enemies!!!!! It won't stop here - oil prices could go to $200 a barrel or higher if we keep buying their product.. Here are some large companies that do not import Middle Eastern oil: Sunoco........................................................0 barrels Conoco........................................................0 barrels 0ASinclair....................................................0 barrels BP / Phillips................................................ 0 barrels Hess.............................................................0 barrels ARC0............................................................0 barrels Maverick......................................................0 barrels Flying J........................................................0 barrels Valero...........................................................0 barrels Murphy Oil USA*.........................................0 barrels *Sold at Wal-Mart , gas is from South Arkansas and fully USA owned and produced. *Not only that but they give scholarships to all children in their town who finish high school and are legal US citizens.. All of this information is available from the U.S. Department of Energy and each company is required to state where they get their oil and how much they are importing. But to have a real impact, we need to reach literally millions of gas buyers With the help of the internet, it's really simple to do. Now, don't wimp out at this point....keep reading and I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions of people!! I'm sending this note to about thirty people. If each of you send it to at only ten more (30 x 10 = 300)....and those 300 send it to at least ten more (300 x 10 = 3,000)....and so on, by the time the message reaches the sixth generation of people, we will have reached over THREE MILLION consumers!!!!!!! If those three million get excited and pass this on to ten friends each, then 30 million people will have been contacted! If it goes one level further, you guessed it...THREE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE-the entire population of the United States of America !!!! Again, all you have to do is forward this message to 10 people. How long would that really take you? If each of us sends this e-mail out to ten more people, within one day all 300 MILLION people could theoretically be contacted during the next eight days

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Skip Bell did some checking on last weeks article on "Vietnam Veterans Day "29 March 1974".BB

I did not read the entire proclamation.
One day, huh?
Nothing's too good for the troops, is it? Skip

***************************************** From: Davis, Sumner J Mr CTR(IFF ) USA NGGA R&R Det [mailto:sumner.davis@us.army.mil]
Sent: Tuesday, January 19, 2010 11:58
To: bell0845@bellsouth.net
Subject: Presidential Proclamation 4270

Google and you will see there was "ONE" Day set aside - 29 March 1974 - just the one day - not recurring.
Skip

SUMNER "SKIP" J. DAVIS


WARNING!! TROOPERS JOKES - Some of these may not be pleasant for the young or weak of heart.


Gary Chenett gets us started this week. BB

REDNECK OVERALLS
Just ask for the ' ARKANSAS CUT'

Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of...

"You know you're a redneck when......"

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of matching salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

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Thanks to Alan Benoit for providing these explanations. BB

Tools Explained

DRILL PRESS:
A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.

WIRE WHEEL:
Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, "Oh, shit!"

SKILL SAW:
A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS:
Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER:
An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW:
One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS:
Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH:
Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race..

TABLE SAW:
A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK:
Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper.

BAND SAW:
A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST:
A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER:
Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER:
A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

PRY BAR:
A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER:
A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE:
Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use..

Son of a bitch TOOL
: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling "Son of a bitch" at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

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Heres one from Smokey that hits kinda close to home down here in Florida . BB

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, were living in Florida , and got very Excited about their decision to get married.

They went for a stroll to Discuss the wedding, and on the way they passed a drugstore. Jacob suggests They go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation? "

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely. "

Jacob: "How about suppositories? "

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's? "

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works"

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for

Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely. "

Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion? "

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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Jeff Kramer sent in this reminder of how cold it has been recently. BB

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Bill Bowker sends us this Native American Legend. BB

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'

The word got around and nobody called him that anymore.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

Why ???

OH, come on... take a guess !!! Think about it !!! Everyone knows...

You can't kill Two Birds

with OneStone!!!

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Skip Bell sent us this very interesting Fishing quiz.Note: Questions 12 and 14 are missing. BB

No cheating, scroll down


 

 

 

I got 100% right 

Test your knowledge of fishing.... 

Fishing Quiz For The Masters – Not As Easy As It Looks 

Pass this quiz and consider yourself a Master Angler! 
 

The Answers are all "d" ... how’d you do?

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Heres one from the RAO Bulletin. BB

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan’

An old MSgt. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman? '

When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?' 'Yes,'! said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit.'

'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member, 'We No Longer Call It 'The Cockpit'

'It's The Box Office.'


HERES TO YOUR HEALTH


Dr. Edmund Hayes weekly Medical Newsletter.

Surplus of Serotonin Receptors May Explain Failure of Antidepressants in Some Patients
An excess of one type of serotonin receptor in the center of the brain may explain why antidepressants fail to relieve symptoms of depression for 50 percent of patients, a new study from researchers at Columbia University Medical Center shows.
The study, in a mouse model, is the first to find a causal link between receptor number and antidepressant treatment and may lead to more personalized treatment for depression, including treatments for patients who do not respond to antidepressants and ways to identify these patients before they undergo costly, and ultimately, futile therapies.
The research, led by Rene Hen, PhD, professor of pharmacology in the Departments of Psychiatry and Neuroscience at Columbia University, and a researcher the New York State Psychiatric Institute, appears in the January 15 issue of the journal Neuron.
Most antidepressants - including the popular SSRIs - work by increasing the amount of serotonin made by cells - called raphe neurons - deep in the middle of the brain. Serotonin relieves symptoms of depression when it is shipped to other brain regions.

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Excess Folic Acid May Pose Health Risks For The Elderly
A new UC Davis study found that elevated levels of folic acid may aggravate metabolic complications associated with vitamin B-12 deficiency - a serious health concern that can lead to anemia and neurological damage. The results, which were published in the December issue of the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition, suggest that it is wise to avoid taking folic-acid supplements unless specifically advised by a physician. "There have been concerns that some people may be getting too much folic acid through a combination of sources, and we wanted to determine if there were reasons for those concerns," said Ralph Green, UC Davis professor of pathology and laboratory medicine and senior author of the study. "Our results show that higher levels of folic acid could set in motion a metabolic imbalance that leads to more serious B-12 deficiency." Green has had a long-standing interest in folic acid and vitamin B-12, particularly since the mid-1990s, when the government began discussing fortifying grain products with folic acid to reduce the incidence of certain birth defects of the brain and spine. He participated in several expert and advisory committees for the National Institutes of Health, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and Food and Drug Administration. Today, in addition to mandated fortification of cereals and grains, many foods like breakfast cereals can be further enriched with folic acid. In some instances, those foods contain 100 percent of the recommended daily allowance. Knowing that many people also take vitamin supplements, especially as they get older, he thought it might be possible for some elderly to get too much folic acid.

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Common Diabetes Drug Safe, Effective For Those With Diabetes And Heart Failur A new study has shown that metformin, a drug often used in the treatment of diabetes mellitus, is safe for use in treating patients who have both diabetes and advanced heart failure. The study was published in the Journal of Cardiac Failure by researchers at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA and is now online.
"There may be over 2 million individuals with heart failure and type II diabetes mellitus in the U.S. alone, so this important finding will have fairly broad impact," said Dr. Tamara Horwich, senior author of the study and an assistant professor of medicine in the division of cardiology at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA.
Previous studies have shown that diabetes increases not only the risk of developing heart failure but also the risk of death among heart failure patients. This is due in large part to the fact that diabetes, because it increases the amounts of sugar and fat circulating in the bloodstream, accelerates the onset of coronary atherosclerosis. This hardening and thickening of blood vessels is the hallmark of atherosclerotic heart disease, the most common cause of death in the country. The optimal treatment for high glucose and fat blood levels among heart failure patients has not been demonstrated.

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Comparative Effectiveness
The $1.1 billion in new federal funding for comparative effectiveness research presents a host of opportunities but also some challenges for hospitals. Both the Institute of Medicine and the Federal Coordinating Council for Comparative Effectiveness Research in June issued reports on their priorities as required by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009, which authorized the new funding. The documents make it clear that the organizations see a major role for hospitals in conducting the research and ensuring that the findings make their way into clinical practice.
The term "medical research" typically brings to mind strictly controlled, randomized clinical trials conducted at major academic medical centers. But federal officials are placing an emphasis on studies involving "real patients" in "real settings" when it comes to comparative effectiveness evaluations, which examine the difference in effectiveness between drugs, devices and/or interventions for the same condition. That means more chances for community hospitals to get involved, several experts say.
This shift will correct a long-standing limitation of traditional medical research, says Peter J. Pronovost, M.D., professor of anesthesiology and critical care medicine, and health policy and management at Johns Hopkins University. "One of the things that is such a missed opportunity is that health care is probably the only industry that doesn't formally learn from its daily work. We find out what works and what doesn't in health care in clinical studies." The problem is the studies are so strict about who can enroll that their findings don't always pan out when applied in other health care settings, where the patient population is more diverse, he notes.
"What we need to also do is say, 'How can I be sure that this therapy is also going to work when I try it in a community hospital or outside of the study?' " Pronovost says. "The way you do that is by doing an effectiveness study. You loosen up the inclusion criteria and say, 'Let's just see if I try to do this therapy, what do I get in the real world?'"

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Monitoring of High-Risk Medications Unchanged Despite FDA Warnings
A new study concludes that many doctors appear to have largely ignored a Food and Drug Administration warning to screen users of new antipsychotic drugs for high blood sugar and cholesterol, which poses risks to their health and raises questions about the efficacy of warning protocols in general. The research analyzed about 109,000 Medicaid patients taking "second generation" antipsychotic drugs, which can cause increases in blood sugar, cholesterol and significant weight gain, as well as other symptoms - significantly raising the risk of diabetes. It was done by health researchers from Oregon, Colorado, Georgia and Missouri, and just published in the Archives of General Psychiatry. It found that most doctors never changed their level of baseline screening for blood sugar and cholesterol, despite a warning in 2003 from the FDA and two other organizations that these antipsychotic drugs could raise the risk of diabetes in a patient population that already was at higher risk for this disease.

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Research Confirms Benifits Of Calcium And Vitamin D In Preventing Fractures
Taking both calcium and vitamin D supplements on a daily basis reduces the risk of bone fractures, regardless of whether a person is young or old, male or female, or has had fractures in the past, a large study of nearly 70,000 patients from throughout the United States and Europe has found.
The study included data published in 2006 from clinical trials conducted at UC Davis in Sacramento as part of the Women's Health Initiative (WHI). It appears online in this week's edition of the British Medical Journal.
"What is important about this very large study is that goes a long way toward resolving conflicting evidence about the role of vitamin D, either alone or in combination with calcium, in reducing fractures," said John Robbins, professor of internal medicine at UC Davis and a co-author of the journal article. "Our WHI research in Sacramento included more than 1,000 healthy, postmenopausal women and concluded that taking calcium and vitamin D together helped them preserve bone health and prevent fractures. This latest analysis, because it incorporates so many more people, really confirms our earlier conclusions."

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Discovery of Enzyme Activation Process Could Lead to New Heart Attack Treatments
Researchers at the Indiana University and Stanford University schools of medicine have determined how a "chemical chaperone" does its job in the body, which could lead to a new class of drugs to help reduce the muscle damage caused by heart attacks. Such drugs would work by restoring the activity of a mutated enzyme, rather than taking the more common approach of blocking the actions of a disease-related protein. The team, led by Thomas Hurley, Ph.D., associate chair and professor of biochemistry and molecular biology at IU, and Daria Mochly-Rosen, Ph.D., professor of chemical and systems biology at Stanford, report in the journal Nature Structural Biology published online Jan. 10 that the compound, called Alda-1, acts much like a shim to prop up a mutated form of a key enzyme, restoring the enzyme's function.
The enzyme, called ALDH2, plays an important role in metabolizing alcohol and other toxins, including those created by a lack of oxygen in the wake of a heart attack. It also is involved in the metabolism of nitroglycerin, which is used to prevent chest pain (angina) caused by restricted blood flow and oxygen to the heart.

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Believe it or not

Doctor disciplined for removing wrong kidney
READ ALL OF THIS ONE......
A urologist has been indefinitely barred from inpatient surgery for removing the wrong kidney of one patient and taking a biopsy from another's patient's pancreas instead of a kidney. Dr. Erol Uke has signed the disciplinary ruling from the Minnesota Board of Medical Practice, agreeing that his actions justify the board's discipline. The ruling said Uke could regain surgical privileges if the board later determines he's competent to do so. (GREAT IDEA)
The Star Tribune reported the ruling did not say where the errors happened, just that Uke removed the wrong kidney in March 2008 and performed the erroneous biopsy about four months later.
Uke declined comment when reached at home by The Associated Press.


COMPUTER TIDBITS


Turn off Windows Hibernation (All Windows Versions)

Windows hibernation is another background service that can use up a lot of system resources. If you're not using the Hibernate feature regularly (like me), you might want to disable it to give Windows a performance boost.

To disable Hibernation (Vista):

1. Select the Control Panel then Power Options
2. Click Change Plan Settings
3. Click on Change Advanced Power Settings
4. Expand the Sleep selection
5. Expand the Hibernate After selection
6. Crank the selector down to zero and click Apply

Note for Vista users: If you don't have Hibernate option in Vista and want it, here is how to enable it:

1. Go to the Start Menu search box and type "cmd"(without quotes) and hit Ctrl+Shift+Enter to use administrative mode.
2. In the command prompt, type the following command: powercfg /hibernate on and hit Enter.
3. Reboot the system and you should now have the Hibernate option.

To disable Hibernation (All other Windows):

1. Select the Control Panel then Power Options
2. Click the Hiberate tab
3. Uncheck Enable Hiberation

That's it. Leave the hibernating to the bears.


DA-VA-RETIRED NEWS


HEALTH SCREENING:
As you age, being aware of issues related to health becomes more important. Several illnesses appear more frequently with increasing age. For example, illnesses like high blood pressure (hypertension), diabetes, high blood cholesterol (hyperlipidemia) and some types of cancer. Screening is done to find a condition (or risk factor) in a person who has no signs or symptoms of that condition. The goal of screening is to identify conditions early. Treatment works better during an early stage of a condition. Guidance for screening varies, depending on age, gender, past medical history, family history and other factors. Talk with your health care team about the screening tests that are recommended for you. The United States Preventive Services Task Force has studied the effectiveness of screening and suggested the following tests and immunizations:

• Blood pressure for High Blood Pressure, also known as Hypertension - At least every two years.
• Lipid profile for High Cholesterol, also known as Hyperlipidemia - Every 5 years. May need to be more often if already diagnosed with diabetes or heart disease.
• Blood glucose for High Blood Sugar, also known as Diabetes - Periodically in patients with blood pressure of 135/80 or higher.
• Weight for being more than 20 pounds overweight, also known as Obesity - Periodically.
• Bone mineral density for loss of bone health, also known as Osteoporosis - At least once in all women at age 65. May need to screen at age 60 if at increased risk for osteoporosis.
• Ultrasound for Abdominal Aortic Aneurism Screening (for Alcohol Use and Depression) - Once in men ages 65 to 75 who have ever smoked
• Fecal occult blood test (FOBT) (or Colorectal Cancer - Annually for persons age 50 to 75.
• Sigmoidoscopy or Colorectal Cancer - Every 5 years
• Colonoscopy for Colorectal Cancer - Every 10 years
• Mammogram or Breast Cancer - Every 1-2 years
• Pap Smear for Cervical Cancer - At least every 3 years, stopping at age 65 if previous Pap Smears normal
• Influenza Vaccine - Annually
• Pneumonia Vaccine - Once at age 65. May be recommended earlier for persons at increased risk of complications of pneumonia
• Shingles Vaccine - Once at age 60 or later for most people.
• Tetanus Vaccine - Every 10 years.

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LEGISLATIVE GOALS FOR 2010:

Active/Reserve Force/Family Issues • Sustain defense budget of at least 4% of GDP to fund both people and weapons needs • Increase active duty, G/R force sizes (end strength) to match mission • Restore full military pay comparability with private sector (2.4% gap remains) • Upgrade G/R retirement/compensation to reflect “operational reserve” demands • Amend Post-9/11 GI Bill to allow job training, Guard AGR (Title 32) access and transferability to family members of USPHS/NOAA Corps • Authorize currently serving families to use pre-tax health/dependent care programs • Strengthen financial, legal, reemployment protections for mobilized G/R force • Protect funding for commissary, dependent schools and other military benefits • Improve access to affordable child care • Provide incentives for employers/government contractors to hire military spouses • Raise relocation payments to cover members’ costs for government-directed moves Health Care Issues • Ensure proper DoD and VA care for/outreach to wounded warriors and families • Protect against benefit cuts/avoid disproportional cost-shifting to beneficiaries • Upgrade TRICARE to attract more providers and improve beneficiary access • Allow three years of active-duty-level health care for disability retirees/families • Fix Medicare/TRICARE payment rate formula to promote provider participation • Improve seamless transition between the Defense and VA health care/benefits systems • Provide full funding for veterans enrolled in the VA health care system • Authorize option to subsidize retention of reservists' civilian family health insurance • Increase orthodontia payment cap under active duty dental plan Retirement/Survivor Issues • Preserve full-inflation cost-of-living adjustments (COLAs) • Eliminate the Dependency and Indemnity Compensation (DIC) deduction from SBP • Authorize full concurrent receipt of military retired pay and VA disability compensation • Restore VA survivor annuities for qualifying widows who remarry after age 55 • Oppose military benefit changes that are inconsistent with service career sacrifices • Expand permanent ID card eligibility for elderly / disabled beneficiaries • Reform the Uniformed Services Former Spouse Protection Act (USFSPA) • Authorize survivors to retain the deceased sponsor’s full final-month retired pay • Implement a more equitable military disability retirement system Veterans and Other Issues • Improve quality, efficiency, and timeliness of VA claims-processing system • Authorize pre-tax payment of health, dental and long-term care premiums • Win congressional approval of Flag anti-desecration amendment • Reduce Social Security penalties for certain civil service and state retirees/survivors • Prevent disproportional Social Security/Medicare penalties for any population segment

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MILITARY STOLEN VALOR UPDATE
A retired Coast Guard chief warrant officer 2 who claimed to be a decorated and combat-hardened SEAL — and managed to get a disability rating from the government — has pleaded guilty to wearing combat awards he did not earn. Thomas Barnhart pleaded guilty 6 JAN in federal court in Roanoke, Va. to two counts of violating the Stolen Valor Act. Barnhart served a combined 21 years in the Navy and the Coast Guard. He joined the Navy in 1969, then moved to the Coast Guard 10 years later, retiring in 1990. He entered the Coast Guard claiming to be a SEAL who had completed diving school and High Altitude-Low Opening parachutist school, according to court records. He also claimed to have earned the Silver Star, Bronze Star with “V” for valor, Purple Heart with four stars, a Combat Action Ribbon and Vietnam War-era awards. The Coast Guard clerk bought the story and added the awards to Barnhart’s DD 214. Later DD 214 alterations would add a Navy Commendation with “V” device, Presidential Unit Citation with three stars, and Vietnamese Medal of Honor First and Second Class. “Witnesses have stated that the defendant would spin yarns about his secret missions with the Navy SEALs and describe various combat situations in which he was wounded,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Craig “Jake” Jacobsen said in his comments to the court, which he provided to Navy Times. “As a result of what everyone believed, the defendant was promoted to warrant officer in the [Coast Guard] ahead of others, likely as a result of the defendant’s stellar ‘combat record.’ ”

Barnhart, who did serve off the coast of Vietnam in 1969 and 1970, retired 31 DEC 90, and applied for disability through the Department of Veterans Affairs less than a year later. By this time, he was passing himself off as a member of SEAL Team 1 with five Purple Hearts and a nomination for the Medal of Honor. He claimed a scar on his left forearm was the result of a gun shot, though VA medical records from 1987 said the injury was the result of his cutting himself on a piece of metal. The VA claim was denied, but Barnhart was successful after giving it another try — this time with the help of his congressman — in 2005. This time, Barnhart claimed he suffered from post-traumatic stress disorder, and pointed to his altered DD 214 to support his claim. During a subsequent medical exam in Virginia Beach, Va., Barnhart told the examining physician he was a SEAL in Vietnam assigned to an elite HALO parachute unit. He claimed to have engaged in multiple combat missions and received two Silver Stars, three Bronze Stars and five Purple Hearts. But an alleged rescue of a downed pilot, seeing a soldier being blown up by a rocket and having a pilot die in his arms after their helicopter had been shot down led to his PTSD, he told the doctor.

Jacobsen told Navy Times, “The awards keep growing. Then he is a SEAL, then he has all the heroics. I’ve seen this in similar pattern in other cases. The phonies can’t help themselves. The awards and accolades always grow.” Still, the VA decided in 2006 to award Barnhart a 30% disability rating for PTSD. The case against him began when Mary Schantag of the POW Network got wind of the bogus claims. She began an exhaustive investigation that ultimately led to the state’s attorney’s office looking into the matter. On 25 JAN 08, he admitted his DD 214 was altered, and that he was neither a SEAL nor a combat veteran. By that time, Barnhart had received $13,923 for his fraudulent PTSD claim. “He was very quiet and ’fessed up when he was arrested,” said Jacobsen, who is an Iraq war veteran. “He seemed sincere in his apologies and didn’t deny that he had fabricated his history.” Barnhart’s sentencing is set for 8 APR in Roanoke. He faces 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine for the theft of government funds and one year in prison and a $5,000 fine for claiming medals he did not earn, which is a misdemeanor. He also is required to pay back the $13,923 received from the VA for disability. [Source: NavyTimes Lance M. Bacon

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FDA SCAM UPDATE
The FDA is warning the public about another scam in which criminals are posing as law enforcement personnel as part of an international extortion scam. The criminals call the victims-most of whom had purchased drugs over the Internet or via "telepharmacies" and identify themselves as special agents for the FDA, DEA, FBI, U.S. Secret Service, or U.S. Customs Service, as well as for U.S. and Dominican prosecutors and judges. They tell the victims that purchasing drugs over the Internet or the telephone is illegal, and that law enforcement action will be pursued unless a fine or fee ranging from $100 to $250,000 is paid. The criminals request that the money be sent by wire transfer to a designated location, usually in the Dominican Republic. Victims who refuse are often threatened with a search of their property, arrest, deportation, physical harm, and or incarceration. Recipients of such calls should refuse the demand and call the FDA's Office of Criminal Investigations Metro Washington Field Office at (800) 521-5783 to report the crime. The FDA warns consumers to use caution when purchasing prescription drugs over the telephone or the Internet. In addition to the increased risk of purchasing unsafe and ineffective drugs from Web sites operating outside the law, there is the danger that personal data can be compromised. Victims have also had fraudulent transactions placed against their credit cards.

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TAX DEDUCTION WISDOM:

Tax season pressure may tempt you to accept a standard tax deduction, rather than exploring the potential benefit of itemizing your deductions. To figure out whether itemizing would be profitable for you, you need to determine whether the allowable expenses you paid during the year – for things like mortgage interest and property taxes, state income or sales taxes, medical expenses, charitable donations, etc.—exceed the standard deduction for your filing status. Here are the basic numbers to beat for filing a 2009 Form 1040 return: • Standard deduction for single taxpayers - $5,700 • Standard deduction for married taxpayers filing a joint return - $11,400 • Standard deduction for head of household taxpayers - $8,350 Those are the numbers for most, but some people get even higher standard deductions. If you're 65 or older or blind, you get to increase the standard tax deduction. • Single or Head of Household: 65 or older $1,400 - Blind $1,400 - Both 65 or older and blind $2,800 • Married, Widow or Widower: • One spouse 65 or older, or blind $1,100 • One spouse 65 or older, and blind $2,100 • One spouse 65 or older, and both blind $3,200 • Both spouses 65 or older $2,200 • Both spouses 65 or older, and one blind $3,300 • Both spouses 65 or older, and both blind $4,400

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TAX ON VET FIREARMS:
An email is making the rounds citing S.2099, a bill that would supposedly require you to report all your guns on your tax return every April 15. Like many rumors, there's just a grain of truth to this one. Someone's recycling an old alert, which wasn't even very accurate when it was new. There actually was a U.S. Senate bill with that number that would have taxed handguns—nine years ago. Introduced by anti-gun Sen. Jack Reed (D-RI), the bill would have included handguns under the National Firearms Act's tax and registration scheme. This has nothing to do with anyone's annually tax obligation. S.2099 disappeared without any action by the Senate, back when Bill Clinton was still in the White House. To be clear, there is no such bill in the current Congress, and the emails about S.2099 being sent around are false and unnecessary distractions from real threats.

In early January of this year, U.S. Representative Bobby Rush (D-IL) introduced H.R.45, also known as "Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act." The bill is, at its core and as its name implies, is a licensing and registration scheme. The measure would:
• Require all handgun owners to submit to the federal government an application that shall include, among many other things a photo; an address; a thumbprint; a completed, written firearm safety test; private mental health records; and a fee.
• Require the attorney general to establish a database of every handgun sale, transfer, and owner's address in America.
• Make it illegal to own or possess a "qualifying firearm"—defined as "any handgun or any semiautomatic firearm that can accept any detachable ammo feeding device..." without one of the proposed licenses.
• Make it illegal to transfer ownership of a "qualifying firearm" to anyone who isn’t a licensed gun dealer or collector (with very few exceptions), and would require "qualifying firearm" owners to report all transfers to the attorney general's database.
• Make it illegal for a licensed gun owner to fail to record a gun loss or theft within 72 hours, or fail to report a change of address within 60 days.
• Make the owner of a firearm face a multi-year jail sentence if a minor obtains the firearm and injures someone with it,

H.R.45 is essentially a reintroduction of H.R.2666, which Rush introduced in 2007. H.R.2666 contained much of the same language as H.R.45, and was co-sponsored by several well-known anti-gun legislators--including Barack Obama's chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel. H.R.45 currently has no co-sponsors. It is in a committee and is not up for a vote. However, this is an important bill for gun owners because every element it contains--from regulation of all detachable-magazine semi-autos, to licensing and the elimination of private sales—is part of the agenda of major anti-gun groups. For additional info on this refer to www.nraila.org/Issues/Articles/Read.aspx?id=367&issue=047.

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SSA EARNINGS STATEMENT:
The SSA-1099/1042S for Tax Year 2009 will be mailed by 31 JAN 2010. You can request a replacement SSA-1099/1042S for Tax Year 2009 on or after 1 FEB 2010. If you need a replacement SSA-1099/1042S for Tax Year 2008 or earlier: Call 1(800) 772-1213, or TTY number, 1(800) 325-0778; or visit your local Social Security Office. This can be found by entering your zip code and clicking the "Locate" tab on https://secure.ssa.gov/apps6z/FOLO/fo001.jsp. If you live outside the United States refer to SSA's Office of International Operations (OIO) home page at www.socialsecurity.gov/foreign/index.html. For the Philippines contact the Social Security Division, U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs, Regional Office, American Embassy, 1131 Roxas Boulevard, Ermita 0930 Manila, Philippines Tel: 632-301-2000, extensions 5085, 6302 and 6319, Fax: 632-522-1514 and 632-525-9482, or email: FBU.Manila@ssa.gov.

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FLU PREVENTION UPDATE
FDA has approved Fluzone High-Dose (sanofi pasteur), an inactivated influenza virus vaccine for people ages 65 years and older. The vaccine is intended to prevent disease caused by influenza virus subtypes A and B. Fluzone High-Dose is the first influenza vaccine that uses a higher dose to induce a stronger immune response and thereby better protect the elderly, whose immune systems typically have become weaker over time, against seasonal influenza. FDA’s accelerated approval process—employed in certain cases to help safe and effective medical products for serious or life-threatening diseases become available sooner—was used in the vaccine’s approval. As part of the accelerated approval process, further studies are required to verify that the Fluzone High-Dose will decrease seasonal influenza disease after vaccination. Fluzone High-Dose is formulated so that each 0.5 mL dose contains a total of 180 mcg of influenza virus hemagglutinin (HA) made up of 60 mcg of each of the three influenza virus strains. Other currently licensed seasonal influenza vaccines for adults are formulated to contain a total of 45 mcg of influenza virus hemagglutinin (15 mcg HA from each of the three influenza strains per dose). Sanofi pasteur also manufactures Fluzone, a seasonal vaccine for the United States approved for use in individuals ages 6 months and older. As expected, because of the higher HA content, nonserious adverse events were more frequent after vaccination with Fluzone High-Dose compared with Fluzone. Common adverse events experienced during clinical studies included injection site pain, redness and swelling plus headache, muscle aches, fever and malaise. The rate of serious adverse events was comparable between Fluzone High-Dose and Fluzone. People with hypersensitivity to egg proteins or life-threatening reactions after previous administration of any influenza vaccine should not be vaccinated with Fluzone High-Dose, which is administered as a single injection in the upper arm and is available in single-dose prefilled syringes without preservative. For additional info on vaccines for flu prevention refer to www.pharmacist.com .


WEEKLY INSPIRATION


Prayer for Peace O God, you are the source of life and peace. Praised be your name forever. We know it is you who turns our minds to thoughts of peace. Hear our prayer in this time of crisis. Your power changes hearts. Muslims, Christians, and Jews remember, and profoundly affirm, that they are followers of the one God, Children of Abraham, brothers and sisters; enemies begin to speak to one another; those who were estranged join hands in friendship; nations seek the way of peace together. Strengthen our resolve to give witness to these truths by the way we live. Give to us: Understanding that puts an end to strife; Mercy that quenches hatred, and Forgiveness that overcomes vengeance. Empower all people to live in your law of love Amen.

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Healing for God's Glory Father, I'm praying for all the Troopers and others in my circle of family and friends in need of Your healing touch... For these who are sick, have medical conditions, or have suffered accidents, I ask You to look upon them with Your mercy and compassion. I know our days are numbered and sometimes You have a different plan, but You have taught us that sometimes we don't have what's needed because we haven't asked, and so I ask for healing. May Your Spirit help me when I don't know what to ask, and above all, may Your will be done. Heal those with the personal faith to be healed, and those whose friends who have the faith to ask on their behalf. If any are ill as a consequence of sin, I ask You to be merciful, to forgive and heal—as You healed the paralyzed man whose friends lowered him through the roof. Sometimes sickness or a condition may be caused by an evil spirit; if that is the case, set them free. At times disease comes as discipline; where that is true, I ask that in Your love and mercy, You grant repentance and healing. Sometimes an illness is meant to bring You glory; may it be so for these I'm praying for. In Jesus' name, Amen.


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